Subtitled: Cranky Pants time.
Undoubtedly the worst airline on this earth.
Going to Egypt:
1. Chaos getting on and people bringing on hand luggage that eerily resembled loosely wrapped goats and bee hives.
2. Pilot decided it would be a good idea to make the roughest turns he could possibly do in the air without a wing coming off.
3. During the "meal" from the most unfriendliest female flight attendant with attitude... "Oh you want vegetarian, never mind" and walked off.
4. The same attendant opened a big bottle of lemonade; spraying its contents all over me... "Oh, never mind, its just like water!" I was half expecting to be inundated by the above-mentioned bees once they got a whiff of all the sugar contained in the "water" that I had just been bathed in.
5. The plane was taxiing for both take off and after landing and passengers are strolling around the plane, opening overhead luggage compartments.
6. My personal favourite: the guy from the last row; overhead bags in hand heading to the front of the plane just as the wheels touched the ground so he could be the first one off.
7. I am vindicated in my comments about the pilot because everyone on the plane clapped when we touched down.
Leaving Egypt:
1. Same chaos, same goats, different looking beehive type packages!
2. This time grumpy male attendant who didn't bother with cooler lemonade. Instead, he decided to splash what was left in the coffee cup of the person sitting opposite me all over me and then walk off without acknowledging my baptism.
3. Same same when the plane landed... Everyone was up and about whilst the plane was hitting the ground and not a single word from the flight crew.
Traveller beware... DO NOT FLY EGYPT AIR.. EVER!!
You have been warned
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